Maddy (and Chelsey) made me do it!!!

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Melinda Luther

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Wilton Thomas

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
lawbr

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Tanuki

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Suzanne Jesup

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Blue Sprite

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
brce

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Vanilla Peanut Butter

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Pepper Lake Mayers

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Honeysuckle Sweettart

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Ms. Kitty Mayers

And here is the list of names never to call me.